Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
