Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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