Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
please come you make the beer taste better
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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