My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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