All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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