Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Dick very happy bro
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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