That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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