Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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