That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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