Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
third nipple confirmed
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He did a backflip because drugs
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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