Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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