the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
