Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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