The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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