Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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