Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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