dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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