This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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