I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
