So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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