Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Randomize
