I want to stick my p in your. b.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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