we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
