went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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