Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
pray to the hookup gods
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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