Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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