Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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