no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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