you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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