god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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