How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
tell me about the fingering
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