I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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