How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Your cock deserves a montage
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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