stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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