normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I licked your asshole in confidence.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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