Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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