party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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