Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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