you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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