Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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