Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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