Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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