Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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