It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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