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i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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