I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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