We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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