You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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