Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
