they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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