i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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