When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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