Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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