then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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