What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize