I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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