you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
