At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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